Quotes by Eddie Izzard
"I like my coffee like I like my women- in a plastic cup."
"Never put a sock in your toaster!"
"Squirrels always eat with two hands, eventually they stop and go -Did I leave the gas on?? No I'm a fucking squirrel!"
"I can't stand clay pigeons. They don't even eat flyies! Why shoot them in the air anyway?? Would be much easier to wait until they hit the ground!!"
"Never put a sock in your toaster!"
"Squirrels always eat with two hands, eventually they stop and go -Did I leave the gas on?? No I'm a fucking squirrel!"
"I can't stand clay pigeons. They don't even eat flyies! Why shoot them in the air anyway?? Would be much easier to wait until they hit the ground!!"
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